MR: Did you drink the beer we bought at 7-11
Me: Yeah all of it
MR: All of it?
Me: Yeah, well actually I drank one and a half then poured the rest of the down the drain
MR: *roll eyes, look of disgust*
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a person walks by
MR: What was that?
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TK: Oh you look so pret-tah
MR: O'rly?
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Me: He wants to meet a nice thai girl.
PK: Ah no, Thai girls won’t like you, you don’t look American.
MR: What?
PK: You are too dark you look like an Indian.
MR: Can I at least get middle eastern?
PK: Yes, I will agree with you that you are middle eastern but average Thai girl will think you are Indian. You look like a little gay Indian baby boy.
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PK: No, you are average, mm below average.
MR: What?
PK: You are dark but not tall and handsome.
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Me: Her name is Jung.
PK: No Pung.
TK: Ping Ping Pung Pung
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MR: What’s his name?
Me: Joe
MR: Joe? Are you sure?
Me: Yeah.
MR: He signs his emails Joke. Look, always Joke.
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PK: Take it easy baby boy.
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PK (in reference to Mical): No, he is not tourist, he is terrorist.
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For the visuals
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PK (in reference to Mical): No, he is not tourist, he is terrorist.
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For the visuals
Like the car they are letting you drive! Dad
ReplyDeleteThanks for the daily entertainment! Poor MR he is going to go home with a complex. I might loose weight going on a vacation to Thailand. I can't say the food looks too appetizing. Who won the fish head challenge? You or the fish? No trips to urgent care for allergic reactions that your not sharing?
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